The drug store is having a popularity contest with points awarded with each purchase. Their own daughter gets into a competition with their best friend's daughter, so each family tries to buy out ...

Alarmed at the rising price of groceries, Stu buys chickens and a cow to save on eggs and milk, with predictable, disastrous results.

A bogus talent agent fills June's and Joyce's heads with visions of stardom, and Stu is determined to shut the guy down.