I do not have children. They seem like an awful lot of work and stress. I will say though that there are moments when I see a baby dressed up as, like, a turnip and think to myself “aw, that’s cute.

Just when you thought you’d seen everything porg: toys, plushes, mugs, shirts, hats, backpacks, ties, keychains, wallets and more, comes the one piece of Star Wars: The Last Jedi merchandise that may ...