All schoolhouse programs are closed for the coming day. It's just too coco nutty out there to drive. In fact, Hello, this is the schoolhouse, as you must know. We are calling you now because of ice ...

This story originally appeared on Mental Floss. For more than 40 years, “Weird Al” Yankovic has been making hit songs by putting his own, spoofy twist on chart-toppers like “Eat It,” “Like a Surgeon,” ...