The soaps air huge moments next week in the lead-up to Christmas, with Hollyoaks, Emmerdale, Coronation Street, EastEnders ...
My jaw was on the floor, I was dialling up Ofcom and writing to my MP, and I was swearing at my TV screen: ‘How could you, Emmerdale!? You can’t kill MARLON DINGLE!’ Yep, they got me. And they got you ...