Come on, Barbie — let’s go get the Barbie 65th birthday doughnuts from Krispy Kreme! Krispy Kreme is celebrating the 65th anniversary of Barbie with a line of Barbie-inspired doughnuts. The doughnuts ...

But it feels borderline obvious to suggest this bonafide cult classic and ode to candy-coated cruelty, widely beloved by fans of homoerotic thrillers and broader bimbo cinema, for a column dedicated ...